Those 12-hour days spent sitting at a desk to finish a big project may do wonders for your margins, but they can be hell on your derriere. To address this oft-neglected body part—and just in time for bikini season—visitors to the Susurrus Spa at British Columbia's Poet's Cove Resort & Spa can now opt for the delightful, though oxymoronic, "Fanny Facial." The treatment cleanses, exfoliates, massages and moisturizes, pampering sure to bring out anyone's inner Jennifer Lopez. The process claims to minimize any scars or stretch marks and leave posteriors looking smooth and firm, ensuring recipients will be ready to shake that booty. Visitors can enjoy the spa's tranquil setting in a secluded cove on Pender Island; treatment rooms boast either forest or ocean views. www.poetscove.com